Picking up my phone now Omni, get the pathetic bombs online. We're blowing this place up.
Horrigan Message to Tempy ;
Alright, I am starting Project Nirvana. I sent you the officals weeks ago. Please fire some tesla bombs in the South Pole. I am moving all inactive weaponry to the new area via Space Transport. This may not be strictly legal... to the international code. But illegal is ALWAYS faster. Meet you in Moscow. Try to remain secretive.
*The EMP bomb explodes in the atmosphere above Antarctica, killing all nanobots on the surface.*
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*Meanwhile, the Secretary of Defense sends the two clandestine agents--in their Nonja suits--on their way. They are put on a small jet plane, which takes off, headed for Mexico.*
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*Meanwhile, Lord Shadow phones his Secretary of the Interior.*
Lord Shadow:"I know this isn't exactly part of your job, but I think there is something nature-related outside of our Empire which requires crucial attention."
Secretary of the Interior:"And what would that be, Your Majesty?"
Lord Shadow:"If those nanobots start eating flesh, the Antarctic penguins are goners. I want you to put together an operation to rescue some of them and breed them over in Greenland. Think you can do that?"
Secretary of the Interior:"Of course, sir. It would be a pleasure."
*Thinking to self* "Those penguins are too damn cute to let die..."
Europe: • Britain/Ireland - 33 Armies, 20 Navy Fleets • Spain - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies • Portugal - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • Greater Germany - 15 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets • Greater Czechoslovakia - 15 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets • Greece - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • Ukraine - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • Scandinavia - 15 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets
Asia: • Eastern Turkey - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • Pakistan - 15 Armies, 24 Navy Fleets • Iran - 15 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets • China - 20 Armies, 15 Navy Fleets • Japan - None
Africa: • Greater Algeria - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 41 Droid Armies • Sudan - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies • Niger - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies • Chad/Central African Republic - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies • Congo/Gabon - 5 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • West African Region - 10 Armies, 6 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies
North America: • Canada - 5 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets, 15 Droid Armies • Greenland - 15 Armies, 15 Navy Fleets, 10 Droid Armies
Other: • Antarctica - None • Man-Made Island - 1 Army, 4 Navy Fleets • The Moon - 5 Armies
Total: Pending Recount
• British Army Training/Construction - 272/∞ (1 Unit per 2 Posts) • Algerian Droid Army Construction - 144/∞ (1 Unit per Post) • Pakistani Navy Fleet Training/Construction - 272/∞ (1 Unit per 2 Posts)
W.M.D. • High-Altitude EMP Bombs (w/ Built-In ECM Jamming System) - Detonated high in the atmosphere, capable of wiping out an entire country's electronics. • Tesla Bombs - Unleash a wave of pure Tesla energy, frying anything in their path.
Non-Combat: • Project Utopia - All Shadowlorian countries are now extremely developed and advanced, with huge, prosperous cities and all the latest technology, while still being eco-friendly and preserving much of the environment. • Deep Thought - Massively intelligent AI the size of a small building. Only AI in the world with true human personality. • Lunar Spacecraft • North Atlantic Man-Made Island (w/ Underground Storage Facility) • Project Frontier - Includes: Lunar Orbit Space Station + Expansion Capsules + Bio-Support Systems; 7 Lunar Bases + Bio-Support Systems + Commercialized Surrounding Area; Lunar Army Barracks + Bio Support Systems; Enclosed Inter-Base Road System • AI Terminal + Faraday Cage
You may be wondering how I got this channel. Don't ask. Look, I just need you to send a video communications device to moscow. Or you could come yourself. But, you wouldn't like the latter. It involves coming alone. Once you bring your communications device. Meet with me and Tempy. It shouldn't be hard. You can save the message for any amount of time. But you won't want to do that. You will feel the shockwave. It will shatter the earth rather deeply...
*Lord Shadow sends a whatever-Elton-just-asked-him-to-send to wherever-Elton-just-asked-him-to-send-whatever-Elton-just-asked-him-to-send.*
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*The small jet plane flies very, very low towards the Nonja capitol, formerly known as Mexico City. Even if the Nonjas were paying attention to the radar, they wouldn't spot the plane, because the city is surrounded by mountains.
The plane flies in from the east, and approaches a mountain. On the plane's side of the mountain is wilderness, but on the other side lies the enormous capital city. As the plane gets closer to the mountain, it pitches up and begins to climb slightly, heading straight for the mountain's peak. A few seconds before the plane reaches the peak of the mountain, the two agents jump out. The plane pulls up over the mountain's peak and flies casually over the city like nothing happened. The two agents parachute down, eventually coming to land halfway up the slope of the mountain.
The operation was so precisely calculated, that no one in the city could have possibly seen the parachutists at all.*
Europe: • Britain/Ireland - 33 Armies, 20 Navy Fleets • Spain - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies • Portugal - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • Greater Germany - 15 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets • Greater Czechoslovakia - 15 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets • Greece - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • Ukraine - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • Scandinavia - 15 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets
Asia: • Eastern Turkey - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • Pakistan - 15 Armies, 24 Navy Fleets • Iran - 15 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets • China - 20 Armies, 15 Navy Fleets • Japan - None
Africa: • Greater Algeria - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 42 Droid Armies • Sudan - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies • Niger - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies • Chad/Central African Republic - 10 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies • Congo/Gabon - 5 Armies, 5 Navy Fleets • West African Region - 10 Armies, 6 Navy Fleets, 5 Droid Armies
North America: • Canada - 5 Armies, 10 Navy Fleets, 15 Droid Armies • Greenland - 15 Armies, 15 Navy Fleets, 10 Droid Armies
Other: • Antarctica - None • Man-Made Island - 1 Army, 4 Navy Fleets • The Moon - 5 Armies
Total: Pending Recount
• British Army Training/Construction - 273/∞ (1 Unit per 2 Posts) • Algerian Droid Army Construction - 145/∞ (1 Unit per Post) • Pakistani Navy Fleet Training/Construction - 273/∞ (1 Unit per 2 Posts)
W.M.D. • High-Altitude EMP Bombs (w/ Built-In ECM Jamming System) - Detonated high in the atmosphere, capable of wiping out an entire country's electronics. • Tesla Bombs - Unleash a wave of pure Tesla energy, frying anything in their path.
Non-Combat: • Project Utopia - All Shadowlorian countries are now extremely developed and advanced, with huge, prosperous cities and all the latest technology, while still being eco-friendly and preserving much of the environment. • Deep Thought - Massively intelligent AI the size of a small building. Only AI in the world with true human personality. • Lunar Spacecraft • North Atlantic Man-Made Island (w/ Underground Storage Facility) • Project Frontier - Includes: Lunar Orbit Space Station + Expansion Capsules + Bio-Support Systems; 7 Lunar Bases + Bio-Support Systems + Commercialized Surrounding Area; Lunar Army Barracks + Bio Support Systems; Enclosed Inter-Base Road System • AI Terminal + Faraday Cage
There is a small squad of Nonjas returning home from the forest. As a bunch of recruits, two of them got lost in the forest somewhere, but they don't know each other yet, so they didn't notice the difference.
Finishing their rounds, they begin to return to their base. A plane flies over them, heading toward the base. They notice it is flying oddly low, and assume there was a change of plans in a supply plane bound for the airstrip of the Nonja Base.
Omni: Horrigan, we have a estimation on the output of the bombs.
Horrigan: Show me.
Horrigan : Ahh Good.
*The capsules fall. The bombs explode, And a huge crater is left in the south pole. A new sea of tesla is made. The shockwave is felt across the earth as a small vibration. Hardly noticable.*
VIROS "I must say, exchanging information like this is... exhilarating."
AESOP "Quite."
Deep Thought "So much sensory data..." SEVER "Get ready!"
Nanobots *The materials the nanobots gathered are placed in piles, each organized by material and quality.*
*A hunk of metal orbits around Earth, unnoticed amongst the masses of debris surrounding it. A single meteorite, a tiny chunk of rock, hurtles towards it at nearly 500 MPH. It hits the hunk of metal, knocking it out of orbit and sending it plummeting towards the Earth.*
The second bomb explodes. Much more power. The world shakes. But corrects itself quickly and fast. The land forms. And the temperature decreases to 14 Kelvin. The compact missle falls to the central island and several sub missles fall onto the other islands. Androids and Robots quickly start construction!
The nanobots, no doubt, are creeping in at this point.
VIROS, don't make them just avoid it for no apparent reason, please. I told you, you can't take advantage of having multiple AIs by making them do things 'convenient' for each other, and if complex androids can live at 14K then so can nanobots.
*The nanobots quickly disinigrate in the water. Not only was the tesla pollution most dense in that area. But it was also extremely cold. Due to the explosions. THe nanobots just got smaller due to getting colder. So small that they quickly went "poof"*
Horrigan : Ahh, this is moving like "Clockwork" AHAHAHAHA
The nanobots can't edit their physical bodies to sustain such low temperatures. Shadowloria has funded everything, and so have you, and me for that matter!
VIROS "How odd! I noticed some missiles flying out of Australia just now."
AESOP "Yes, they flew thruogh space and hit somewhere in the South Pole."
Deep Thought "I wonder why someone would do that?" SEVER "Hm..."
Nanobots *The materials the nanobots gathered are placed in piles, each organized by material and quality.*
*All nanobots but the hibernating ones are dead.*
*The hunk of metal begins to unfold, extending three little legs, and a satellite. From the inside of the container, many little nanobots spill out. Some high-pitched electronic chatter can be heard, then the nanobots become silent. They spread out, searching for materials, or someone to talk to.*
VISO "Oh! The Lexicon Omnimodus is up and running,"
VIROS "The main base in the Himalayas is working at full capacity."
AESOP "It would also appear the satellites are orbiting correctly."
Deep Thought "The Lexicon Omnimodus is now the largest collection of information on the planet, all safely squirreled away deep under a nice geologically stable mountain." SEVER "And I am the bookkeeper of this wonderful archive."
Nanobots *The materials the nanobots gathered are placed in piles, each organized by material and quality.*
*All nanobots but the hibernating ones are dead.*
*The nanobots from the hunk of metal beam electronic chatter at the androids. Although the exact dialect is foreign, they manage to convey the message that the cannister contains plans for something VERY important, and it should be brought to their leader.*
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Qwerty is very confused, and consults VIROS about what that shock could have been and where it was, judged by data taken by standard seismograph data from different locations.