You are not playing Nintendo, you only think you are. You are actually playing with someone's entrails while under the influence of hallucinogenics. On private property. While committing suicide where it is illegal.
I am playing with my entrails.
I am the restless haunt of DBF.
I'm in ur walls, eetin' ur pilloes! So get away from mah corn! I'm in ur cornfield, WHISPERING IN UR EARS!!!