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Post by sparkpowder on Feb 2, 2011 15:46:38 GMT
''Sorry sir, this is a hospital, not a lost and found zone.''
I use nitroglycerin.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 5, 2011 3:46:48 GMT
MF? MFNAHMAHMNM? (What? What are you complaining about then?)
MFNMNFNMH. (I have socks)
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Post by sparkpowder on Feb 5, 2011 21:53:45 GMT
I don't care.
My calculator won't divide by 0.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Feb 5, 2011 22:51:31 GMT
Your calculator says it multiplied by zero again because it felt like it.
I metamorphosed into a hamster.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Feb 19, 2011 2:18:38 GMT
I turn you back, but your head is where your... nevermind, but people might be calling you 'dickhead'.
I got stabbed sixteen times. Each time with a different knife. They're all still in me.
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Post by Artifact123 on Feb 19, 2011 10:18:40 GMT
I turn you back, but your head is where your... nevermind, but people might be calling you 'dickhead'. I got stabbed sixteen times. Each time with a different knife. They're all still in me. I rename you as 'Gaius Julius Caesar II'. He now appears in a history book. I don't!
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 21, 2011 5:51:11 GMT
Puhtooey! I spit out my sock onto the history book. Good as new, you should be happy.
This history book is covered in saliva. Oh, and my ass is hungry. Someone go out to the stable and feed it!
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Feb 21, 2011 6:15:43 GMT
I feed the history book to the ass. Problem solved.
I metamorphosed into a grasshopper.
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Post by Artifact123 on Feb 21, 2011 10:19:34 GMT
I cook you and eat you.
This grashopper tastes like Anonymousperson5. Yuk!
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Feb 21, 2011 10:32:52 GMT
You are given a laxative and you poop me out very quickly. Then your mouth is cleansed until your mouth will perpetually taste like soap.
I have been cooked and eaten and wish to return to human form.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 21, 2011 19:43:28 GMT
I mold the turd into the shape of a human.
I. FEEL. ALIVE!!!!!
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Post by Artifact123 on Mar 8, 2011 6:34:32 GMT
I shoot you in the head. Now you aren't.
I'm thrown into jail for murder.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Mar 10, 2011 2:08:45 GMT
You're not here, so you can't be in jail.
I am a turd. I wish to become a Homo sapiens.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 11, 2011 12:40:18 GMT
I tell you to get some plastic chirurgy.
Nobody buys from my Shop.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 12, 2011 6:22:38 GMT
Tons of people mobbed your shop. It got so crowded it slowed your computer down so it exploded.
I metamorphosed into Artifact123.
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Post by Draxorion on Jun 12, 2011 7:19:23 GMT
I kill you along with a group of other forum people.
My mentality is afraid of itself, along with the rest of the Universe.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 12, 2011 14:29:09 GMT
I eat your soul.
I am only 12 years old.
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Post by Alonso on Jun 12, 2011 15:00:26 GMT
I turn you into a Frakenstein style monster and you are hunted. I live to become 1000 years old and still in a body of a 30 year old man.
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Post by Alonso on Jun 12, 2011 18:59:38 GMT
Fine, I kill you but then I reanimate you as a zombie, vodoo zombie. I am now full of bullet holes.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jun 12, 2011 19:16:05 GMT
I patch up your bullet holes, but accidentally poison you while doing so.
I have an eyepatch superglued to my eye.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jun 12, 2011 19:36:54 GMT
I cure your bored with a highly addictive game. You unfortunately become too addicted and die from lack of food, water and showers. XD
I have run around in circles syndrome.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 12, 2011 19:51:46 GMT
I revive you with my voodoo powers.
This Game needs some more Pages so i can qualify for Gamer Badge.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 12, 2011 19:54:48 GMT
I eat your boredom.
My stomach hurts.
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Post by Draxorion on Jun 12, 2011 20:07:39 GMT
We lock you in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean to think your ideas for as long as you want.
I don't know how to breathe.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 13, 2011 1:18:14 GMT
We sink the submarine
My appendix is infected.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jun 13, 2011 2:27:20 GMT
Since the appendix is a relatively unimportant organ, I remove the appendix, because I actually remember that this is a hospital, and not some violent gang center.
I get a cut on my finger...
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 13, 2011 2:45:21 GMT
I cut your finger off and tape on a malfuncationing finger with the minor problem of occasionally squeezing blood out your other fingers. Good as new.
I need an appendix.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 13, 2011 2:56:43 GMT
I give you one from an elephant. You struggle to carry the weight and die.
My knee hurts.
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Post by cresthawk on Jun 13, 2011 4:51:13 GMT
what?? incinerator?? i wreck the fun by chucking water in the incinerator... :L
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 13, 2011 5:21:36 GMT
CREST. PLAY THE GAME CORRECTLY PLEASE. My previous post still stands.
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