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Post by mdog95 on Jun 17, 2011 14:57:43 GMT
I give you an agent that will boost you art ability past anybody here, but everybody becomes so jealous of you that you leave.
I feel like I need to jump off a building, but I can't do it by myself.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 17, 2011 18:05:57 GMT
I set you on fire because that was false. Then I cut up your body and eat it.
I'm still hungry, for mdog95.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 18, 2011 0:41:49 GMT
You were cut in half when the world turned flat, so you don't care anyway.
I don't know that GV is a shirtless man riding on a unicorn.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 18, 2011 1:32:56 GMT
I show him to you, and you go blind from awesomness.
I went blind as well.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 18, 2011 1:45:03 GMT
I rip out your eyes and give you Cod's eyes, but they don't fit.
I can't fit this display system on my calculator.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 18, 2011 3:58:09 GMT
How is that a medical problem. I slap you for wasting my time.
My hand hurts from slapping people.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 18, 2011 5:31:11 GMT
I smack it so it falls off. Don't worry about it anymore.
I'm blind and it's impossible for me to have others' eyeballs in my eyesockets due to difference in blood type and/or species.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jun 18, 2011 5:54:46 GMT
Well, considering there are drugs specifically made to prevent the body from rejecting donor organs, I give you one such drug and donate two differently colored eyes.
I have allergies...
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 18, 2011 6:05:18 GMT
I eat your allergies.
I need eyeglasses.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 18, 2011 9:51:05 GMT
I give you some cash and tell you to buy some.
I've got no money now.
On a side note, this Forum Game got 11 Pages by now! I want to thank everybody for their support and hope they continue to keep Hospital alive.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 18, 2011 18:37:24 GMT
I give you your eyes but take your [insertinappropriateparthere] and give it to UC.
I'm a grammar nazi.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 18, 2011 20:44:00 GMT
I eat time and thus you never died.
I'm full.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 18, 2011 21:14:12 GMT
I put you in purgatory.
I'm too skinny. And my stomach is bleeding.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 18, 2011 22:37:02 GMT
I patch it up with seaweed soaked in lemonade.
I have been slapped and it hurts.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 19, 2011 3:27:20 GMT
I smack you the other way to equalize it.
It. BURNNNNSSS!
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 19, 2011 3:39:22 GMT
I put your hand on dry ice to cool it down.
My hand is cold.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 19, 2011 6:59:59 GMT
I cut off your hand. Now you don't feel your hand at all.
I'm covered in mdog's blood.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 19, 2011 9:51:20 GMT
I turn you into me.
I'm not me anymore.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 19, 2011 14:15:45 GMT
I put a C4 jacket on you then run away and blow it up so you don't have to worry about it.
My C4 is gone. Now I am sad.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 19, 2011 14:22:07 GMT
I slap you for being unoriginal.
That was also unoriginal, and my hand hurts again.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 19, 2011 14:46:31 GMT
I kill you for being uncreative.
There's a living rat in my stomach.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 19, 2011 15:00:52 GMT
I give you 20 pounds of meth for you to focus on instead of your stomach.
I can't finish any of my senten-
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Post by Qwerty333 on Jun 19, 2011 15:07:45 GMT
-ces properly. There. I finished it for you.
My life itches.
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Post by Qwerty333 on Jun 19, 2011 15:13:22 GMT
I buy you a new car to entertain yourself with.
I'm afraid of going outside.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 19, 2011 15:28:49 GMT
I put a layer of metal all around the esrth. Now there is no outside anymore.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 19, 2011 22:35:34 GMT
I smack you because I ate Artifact's problem. Liar.
My stomach hurts because I ate a banana.
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Post by -The Universe- on Jun 19, 2011 22:53:21 GMT
I remove the banana and ship it to a secret facility for testing.
I'm afraid of clowns.
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Post by mdog95 on Jun 20, 2011 3:32:06 GMT
I hire a clown to stalk you so you get over your fear.
That clown took all of my money. Now I am sad.
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Post by Artifact123 on Jun 20, 2011 5:45:43 GMT
I give you some of my money.
I cAn't TyPe PrOpErLy.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Jun 20, 2011 6:06:17 GMT
I rip your shift keys apart so you can't really do anything about capitalization now.
Nobody likes mah sig.
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