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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2011 7:46:26 GMT
Granted. They have black peppers hidden in them. You burn three holes in your tonsils and permanently kill your tastebuds. I wish for jump jets.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Aug 31, 2011 15:29:52 GMT
Granted. Their instructions were chinese. Thinking you could use common sense, you pulled a random strap when you were falling. Something popped out and s- Nevermind, too gruesome for you.
I wish for a gruesome death for me.
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Post by Skribbblie on Aug 31, 2011 22:18:41 GMT
Granted, but that gruesome death is nondescript, so nobody will ever know what happened, no matter how cool it may have been.
I wish that when I die, I have an indestructible coffin of gold to be incinerated in. Er. Indestructible EXCEPT with heat.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2011 9:48:56 GMT
Granted. You can't pay it off, so you are instantly murdered to have all your possessions stolen. These are then sold for the coffin. I wish Badinerie for Grade 5 Clarinet wasn't so hard.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 1, 2011 21:32:19 GMT
Granted, it's softer. You fall on it and suffocate cuz you can't push yourself out, how sad.
I wish I could play piano.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2011 5:42:31 GMT
Granted. It's the killer piano from Big Boo's Haunt in Super Mario 64. I wish to have Aerokinesis.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 2, 2011 20:03:51 GMT
Granted, you can now break wind with wild abandon.
I wish to have Hoovykinesis
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 2, 2011 21:56:21 GMT
Granted. You brought back Herbert Hoover from the dead, and he killed Obama and caused World War 3 in the resulting bad management.
I wish for a piano to fall on me when I die.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 2, 2011 22:26:14 GMT
Granted, so it falls on you twice in a row.
I wish I would die in honorable combat.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2011 22:40:36 GMT
Granted. You die in an honourable battle against an inanimate object: the coin box. I wish spiders didn't build their homes so close to my loft bed.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 2, 2011 22:44:56 GMT
...Lew? Coinbox? Seriously? That game? Wasted an hour of my life. >:U
Granted. They built it far away enough that the mass migration caused the media to be alerted and you were awarded the death penalty.
I wish I got the hour of life that I spent on slaughtering coinboxes with tactical nukes back so I could play Stick Ranger instead.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 3, 2011 0:27:27 GMT
Granted, but you made a team of all priests. And you never got past the first boss. So you suicided.
I wish priests were better.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2011 0:33:32 GMT
Granted. They decide they're too good for SR, break the Computer screen, jump out, and shoot you with their staffs. I wish I could do something with the Labyrinth cards.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Sept 3, 2011 0:41:55 GMT
Granted: they can now be used to create labyrinths.
I wish my wish would be taken literally...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2011 0:49:15 GMT
Granted. You have no wish and die in the paradox that ensues. I wish for an hour of silence.
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Post by mdog95 on Sept 3, 2011 2:35:37 GMT
Granted. Everybody on the planet is gathered for an hour of silence, and an active bomb is right in the middle of them, and only one person knows, but he can't say anything about that.
I wish, I wish I was a fish on a dish.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 3, 2011 3:34:26 GMT
Granted, you are a fish gasping for water while taped to a satellite dish.
I wishes for fishes who will give me dishes, each with a meal delicious!
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 3, 2011 6:38:20 GMT
Granted. You got fish food.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to eat some pie.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2011 7:50:01 GMT
Granted. It's pie flavour, and very bland. I wish for immortality.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 4, 2011 3:24:07 GMT
Granted, you will receive this wish after death.
I wish pie flavour wasn't bland.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 3:58:38 GMT
Granted. It is now extremely salty, good luck eating it and not dying of dehydration! I wish I was a reptile.
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Post by mdog95 on Sept 4, 2011 4:20:32 GMT
We all wish for things, but we usually don't get what we want.
I wish I could get what I want when I want it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 9:36:30 GMT
Granted. Two weeks later, you wish for a knife. It appears and drops point-down, spearing you in the head. I wish black holes were purple.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 4, 2011 20:00:23 GMT
Granted, but you still didn't see it coming.
I wish my pies weren't salty.
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Post by Likep on Sept 4, 2011 20:02:39 GMT
Granted; We use pepper instead. Good luck getting that taste outta your mouth.
I wish for a wish.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 4, 2011 20:05:11 GMT
Granted, the wish you wished for killed you, what a surprise.
I wish I wouldn't be surprised often.
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Post by Likep on Sept 4, 2011 20:08:55 GMT
Granted; Now everything is in VERY Slow-Mo, so you die of boredom.
I wish that my accounts didn't just get screwed in an accident with my computer.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 4, 2011 20:11:19 GMT
Granted, instead, they get hammered.
I wish I had a big hammer.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 5, 2011 23:06:12 GMT
Nuh
I wish for two-letter words
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Post by mdog95 on Sept 5, 2011 23:25:36 GMT
it
I wish for lamps to exist in real life.
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