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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 6, 2011 6:21:07 GMT
Granted, they do, and you are now blind.
I wish lamps didn't exist in real life.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2011 7:40:12 GMT
Granted. You're in the dark. Unfortunately you don't see the the Funnel-Web Spider coming your way. I wish to continue being a PG great.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 7, 2011 1:20:22 GMT
Granted, you will never be PG-13. Or successful. So thar.
I wish school started on the 14th rather than tomorrow.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 7, 2011 2:19:48 GMT
Granted. There's a change of schedule which reverts it back to the original time setting of tomorrow.
I wish there were no Universe.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2011 8:00:23 GMT
Granted. Because there is no Universe, all time collapses. Thus you never made the wish. Thus I never granted it. Thus there is still a Universe. Paradox. I wish I could finish my new avatar.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 8, 2011 22:32:08 GMT
If it were granted, then that means the wish was granted and nothing exists... *sigh* Never mind...
Granted, but the Internet signal that comes to your house suddenly turns off, as well as the electricity.
I wish for the world to end.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2011 7:07:23 GMT
PARTIALLTY granted. The wish gets sucked into the first part of the implosion, and is destroyed. The destruction is then averted, as the wish technically no longer exists. Oh, and my paradoxes work differently to yours. I wish mdog didn't steal my rainbow name idea. *Stupid graphic programs*
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 9, 2011 22:37:53 GMT
Paradoxes deal with being seemingly true while leading to a situation seemingly defying logic... They shouldn't work differently.
Granted, but he didn't steal it in the first place.
I wish that the Universe would become a block of jelly.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 9, 2011 22:42:34 GMT
Granted, as long as you tell me where you hid the bodies.
I wish to know where he hid the bodies.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 9, 2011 22:52:14 GMT
Granted. There weren't any bodies to begin with.
What kind of warp is that?
I wish for abomination.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2011 0:22:48 GMT
Granted. You think that, because of bringing it into this world, you will be spared. But no. You are killed like everyone else. I wish these games had more contributors.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 10, 2011 1:48:56 GMT
Granted, I enter and everything is solved.
I wish that Livewire was not your signature.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2011 9:31:24 GMT
Granted. My new sig is so bright, it blinds you. I wish for three wishes in one.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 11, 2011 19:01:15 GMT
Granted, but they are all used by someone else...
I wish that there were no consequences to this wish.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 12, 2011 2:49:22 GMT
Granted, that train flattening was pure coincidence.
I wish for an excessive amount of bacon.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 12, 2011 22:59:28 GMT
Granted, the excessive amounts of oil drip onto you and drown you.
I wish that there were no place that we could live, in this Universe.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2011 8:58:41 GMT
Granted. We all move to the Oniverse. I wish for something.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 14, 2011 3:55:05 GMT
Granted, but not being specified, your wish was simply... Granted.
I wish that today was the day the world ended.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2011 9:11:08 GMT
Granted. Fortunately for me, I'm living on the solid core of Jupiter. I wish today was the day Jupiter ended.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 15, 2011 0:39:43 GMT
Granted, except you are teleported to Heaven before that happens...
I wish that my toe would heal.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Sept 15, 2011 0:49:21 GMT
Granted. I send you to the Hospital thread. Have fun!
I wish to run my own hospital.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 15, 2011 1:18:01 GMT
Granted. It burns down in a fire after 5 years of running.
I wish that someone could come home.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 16, 2011 2:56:11 GMT
Granted, Simone comes home and kills you in a brutal rage.
I wish for happiness.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 16, 2011 3:27:45 GMT
Granted. You are killed, which blesses you with eternal happiness.
I wish for null.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 16, 2011 4:29:39 GMT
Granted, you wish for null, but the dyslexic-wish-granting machine gives you nil.
I wish I was colorblind
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2011 9:22:44 GMT
Granted. Stuff happens. I wish something interesting would happen.
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Post by Skribbblie on Sept 16, 2011 23:07:29 GMT
Granted, your death was pretty interesting.
I wish sh** didn't happen.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2011 23:36:23 GMT
Granted. Your death does, though. I wish for a new avatar.
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Post by kingpin0422 on Sept 17, 2011 1:18:58 GMT
Granted, but the avatar is so bright, you go blind.
I wish one of us were invincible.
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Post by Draxorion on Sept 17, 2011 5:18:54 GMT
Granted. I become both of you.
I wish that Kingpin would reveal who they really were.
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