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Post by Qwerty on Mar 16, 2011 4:12:20 GMT
Granted.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Mar 16, 2011 5:32:49 GMT
I wish that I would have a wish to grant.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 16, 2011 13:25:47 GMT
Granted, but only if you post after this one.
I wish this wish didn't exist.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Mar 16, 2011 13:47:02 GMT
Granted. You do not exist either, and come to think of it, I only made you nonexisetent because I felt like it...
I wish this wish would be denied.
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Post by Fireball9903 on Apr 4, 2011 11:13:42 GMT
Granted now everything you own burns... I wish I wouldn't die today ;(
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Post by Rabidbadger on Apr 8, 2011 6:59:59 GMT
Granted. You died yesterday.
I wish that this text was in calibri.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Apr 11, 2011 2:14:43 GMT
Granted. I am reading this on an iTouch. All text is in Callibri.
I wish I could get a proxy. NOW.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 11, 2011 5:34:35 GMT
Granted. The path it used was disconnected a second after you got it.
I wish that the next person would not give a wish.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Apr 11, 2011 13:55:47 GMT
Granted. For warping, please see the following request.
I request that "the trash take itself out" figuratively, although literally would be nice, and if neither maliciously interpreted in such a way as to warp the intention of the wish...
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Apr 11, 2011 22:40:32 GMT
Granted. Your trash took itself out and was dumped in the recycling bin.
I wish this wish would be denied truthfully.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 12, 2011 1:33:15 GMT
Denied. I lied.
I wish that this wish would actually make sense.
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Post by Rock on Apr 12, 2011 2:20:00 GMT
Denied, and you die of natural causes.
I wish that the people suffering in Japan get plenty of relief funds and supplies.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Apr 12, 2011 2:24:31 GMT
Denied. The devil I am.
I wish I get all the relief funds that would have gone to Japan.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 12, 2011 2:29:49 GMT
Denied. They all go to the United States Government.
I wish that this wish would not be denied.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Apr 12, 2011 3:03:35 GMT
Granted. And Denied. At the same time. Sorta like Ternary compared to Binary.
I wish that Elmach would realize that if he lied about denying, he must have granted my wish. Which is invalid.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Apr 12, 2011 3:23:31 GMT
Granted, but in an alternative universe.
I wish for a paradox that isn't a paradox...
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Apr 12, 2011 3:42:42 GMT
Granted. And Denied. At the same time. Sorta like Ternary compared to Binary. I wish I could blast all pies into oblivion.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 12, 2011 3:50:45 GMT
Granted. "oblivion" means 10 more pies. Every pie had spontaneously turned into 10 pies.
I wish that this wish would be not granted in an alternate universe, but be granted in this one.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Apr 12, 2011 3:59:10 GMT
Granted. I granted it in this universe, but all its effects are in a parallel universe.
I wish Elmach didn't have so many confusing letters in his alphabet.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 12, 2011 4:12:26 GMT
Granted. English does not have any confusing letters.
I wish that this wish would do something other than harming me.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Apr 12, 2011 13:38:30 GMT
Granted. It harmed ยท2MN2∙.
I wish for a pie.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Apr 30, 2011 16:00:18 GMT
The pie is poisoned.
I wish that in July this year I'd move to Munich, Germany.
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Post by Rock on Apr 30, 2011 16:11:03 GMT
Granted, but the US declares war on Germany and Munich turns into a war zone, where you are taken prisoner and tortured to death.
I wish my bike tire wasn't didn't deflate so easily.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Apr 30, 2011 17:05:18 GMT
Granted. But I steal your bike.
I wish for a ton of gold. That is not magical. And I can keep. Because no one will ever take it from me. Without my permission. And when I am sober and sane.
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Post by Fireball9903 on Apr 30, 2011 21:15:05 GMT
Granted but you never said when "ever" was,*takes gold* I wish That I was mod of the forums
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Post by Draxorion on May 1, 2011 6:00:11 GMT
Granted, but the Forums become attacked by Anonymous, and is forgotten forever.
I wish that I would die. (Lolwut)
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Post by GGoodie on May 1, 2011 16:18:56 GMT
Granted, but you are revived moments later, however not soon enough and you have severe brain damage for the rest of your life.
I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on May 1, 2011 16:58:54 GMT
Granted, your wish hasn't been corrupted, it has only been warped.
I wish I could teleport.
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Post by Rock on May 1, 2011 17:03:00 GMT
Granted, but you accidentally teleport over an active volcano and fall 200 feet to your fiery demise.
I wish my birthday would come faster.
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Post by ganondorfchampin on May 1, 2011 17:10:29 GMT
Granted, it comes so fast that you miss it.
I wish someone would love me as much as much as I love her...
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