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Post by GoldAlchemist on Feb 3, 2011 11:46:35 GMT
Granted, but since almost everyone is either at the stage of 'liking' or 'loving', and not in between for very long, people stop using it.
I wish I had the most comfortable couch in the world.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Feb 4, 2011 2:38:27 GMT
Granted. But it was so squishy that you fell into it and into oblivion.
I wish that I had no homework.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Feb 4, 2011 2:56:54 GMT
Granted, but your teachers don't believe that you simply are now unable to receive homework, and you fail all of your classes.
I wish a wizard did, indeed, do it.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Feb 19, 2011 2:22:15 GMT
Granted, but the imps will be filing charges.
I wish I had a duplicate of all the gold in fort knox.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Feb 19, 2011 3:08:48 GMT
Granted: enjoy your 1:1000 scale model of the gold in Fort Knox!
I wish rebel scum would be vanquished by the Galactic Empire and that peace ergo be restored to the Galactic Empire...
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Post by kuraikiba on Feb 19, 2011 3:13:23 GMT
Granted... but the empire is destroyed by the shockwave of the vanquishing.
I wish that this wish could not be warped, and that Veers would be less uptight.
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Post by Rock on Feb 19, 2011 3:26:52 GMT
Denied. The wish mutates into a horrible monster and eats you.
I wish people would play the insult game more...
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Feb 19, 2011 3:46:59 GMT
Granted, but they do so in this thread...you rebel scum.
I wish I only had to take in-major classes, and not all the extra classes...
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Post by kuraikiba on Feb 19, 2011 3:57:07 GMT
Granted, but a curriculum change made them into the extras.
I wish for a soft pretzel. Screw up the pretzel, and you die.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 22, 2011 6:41:04 GMT
Granted, you get a pretzel. It is soft indeed. So...soft...NOM. *munch* Mmm, sorry, what'd you want? *munch*(I die a natural death at the ripe old age of 89)
I wish I had another soft pretzel. Mmm, that's the good stuff.
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Feb 23, 2011 0:16:35 GMT
I make you a pretzel out of rot. It is very soft indeed, is it not?
I wish that everything would turn into a marshmallow by quantum physics.
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Post by Qwerty on Feb 23, 2011 14:53:46 GMT
Granted, but by everything basic subatomic particles are included, and they are normal marshmellows, compressing the mashmellow so much as to recreate the big bang, across the universe, simultaneously, destroying everything, and it's all your fault you meanie . I wish you were a lemur.
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Post by Elmach on Feb 24, 2011 18:07:35 GMT
Granted. You are a lemur. As well as Anonymousperson5, but that was just a side effect.
I wish that this wish would be corrupted.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 26, 2011 4:19:59 GMT
Uh. Wish granted. (Mmm, I say! This is a rather delicious rot-pretzel, yes it is indeed!)
I wish I had TWO soft pretzels that were a different flavor than rot or poop.
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Post by Qwerty on Feb 26, 2011 7:15:55 GMT
Granted, they're vomit flavor.
I wish the next poster didn't corrupt this wish, or indeed respond to it in any way.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Feb 26, 2011 21:28:08 GMT
Error: Paradox. Initiating default wish implementation... Default wish implementation successful.
Your wish has been granted by Schroedinger.
I wish my self referencing wish would be granted by Thomas Kuhn...
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Post by sparkpowder on Mar 12, 2011 19:52:19 GMT
Denied.
I wish I had a custom board!
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Post by Anonymousperson5 on Mar 12, 2011 20:59:57 GMT
Also denied. That is against the laws of physics or any law of physics that is possible through quantum physics.
I wish that it would snow.
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Post by Rock on Mar 15, 2011 0:43:18 GMT
Granted, but the weight and pressure from the 10 feet of snow you get causes your house to collapse, crippling you and leaving you to freeze to death.
I wish I had a wish.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 15, 2011 0:47:56 GMT
Granted, but as this was your wish, it was wasted. Nothing of value was lost.
I wish Rock were dead in an accident that in no way affects me.
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Post by Rock on Mar 15, 2011 0:53:42 GMT
Granted. But then you are tortured to death by karma.
I wish Qwerty wasn't so mean to me.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 15, 2011 1:20:04 GMT
Granted: Qwerty333 isn't as mean to you. I, however, am.
I wish Rock were slowly tortured to death in the Nonja torture chamber without any affect whatsoever on me, direct or otherwise.
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Post by Rock on Mar 15, 2011 1:39:37 GMT
Granted, but I escape, and drop and A-Bomb on the nonja base.
I wish QwertyuiopThePie wasn't so mean to me.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 15, 2011 2:30:21 GMT
Granted. Temporarily9, however, is just as mean as before.
I wish my base was essentially a nuclear bunker. Wait... too late! Already is. I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes instead.
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Post by Rock on Mar 15, 2011 23:02:53 GMT
Granted, but watching the lasers shoot out from your eyes burns your eyes out and you go blind, and while this is happening, you fall off a cliff because you can't see and you die.
I wish QwertyuiopThePie, Temporarily9, and another of your alter-egos weren't so mean to me.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 15, 2011 23:06:18 GMT
Granted. They are very slightly, in-noticeably, less mean.
I wish Rock were a real rock.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Mar 16, 2011 0:00:45 GMT
Granted, but he is instantaneously Rock again.
I wish this world would be a little bit nicer...
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Post by Rock on Mar 16, 2011 0:18:14 GMT
Don't we all. Granted, Adam and Eve never ate the apple, but we are all now perfect, robotic, human beings.
I wish this world could be nicer without a clause.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 16, 2011 1:03:04 GMT
Granted. It is nicer, but by such a small amount nobody will ever notice.
I wish the world was considerably, noticeably more evil.
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Post by Rock on Mar 16, 2011 1:13:21 GMT
Granted, but now rioters burn your house, steal all of your possessions, and kill your family. And then they tie you up with kerosene-soaked rope, fly you up into a helicopter, light you on fire, and push you out of the helicopter at 30,000 feet in the air into a pool of nitroglycerine and other explosives.
I wish the next person woudn't make a wish.
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