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Post by sparkpowder on Jan 18, 2011 22:45:06 GMT
Memzaputer: Hello memzak. New mail!
From: Militia Commander/Lieutenant to Supreme Commander sparkpowdermoniv [Me] To: Supreme Commander memzak Subject: Sparkgram: ID ASRT5
Body: Dear memzak,
It has come to my attention that enemies are listening in on Communication Ports 1,2,5,7,10. As a result, I have sent a wireless auto-bouncer to the consoles controlling said communication ports. Please inform the army not to use communication ports 1,2,5,7, and 10. I have collected information on the listening device the enemy is using below:
ID: M792-QWUY-X2O9 IP: 267.513.2.9 Listening ability: 5000 seconds of talking/day Console Version: Millennium Sapphires Console Version 9.2 Beta 5
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 18, 2011 23:04:12 GMT
Hey, that's my job! I already had that blocked, and to boot I had utterly destroyed their communications systems and leeched all their technical info. I was using it to help work on the probes. Of course, thanks to your meddling in my area of expertise they probably know I went in now. Thanks a lot.
And... seriously? You only know about 10 of our ports? Taking down that wireless auto-bouncer you set up and letting us use a few of our auxiliary ports again will take me time. Not much, but it is time I could be using working on tech. Next time, ask me before you meddle with our technical systems, particularly regarding communication.
Not to mention your specs for their devices are way off. The name of the console version was not encoded anywhere in their signals, and wouldn't be, nor would their cell phone plan. For that matter, the devices would operate as long as powered, and also work with data transference, not just 5000 seconds a day. Only a fool would limit his army's communication time, and Fox is no fool. Your IP fails to take into account alternate Phoenix technology, and as multiple communication devices were used, there is no "ID".
Obviously you've been leeching some common cell phone, not the advanced Fox technology that attempted and failed to break into our comm system.
Go back to your post, Lieutenant. You've caused enough trouble here.
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Post by sparkpowder on Jan 19, 2011 12:28:40 GMT
To: Agent Qwertyuiopthepie
It appears your crasher targeted at the enemy systems did not work, as shown by the enemies firewall log:
1:12; Warning: Possible crasher worm from Sparkpowder Post B. 1:13; Alert: Hacking attempt from Sparkpowder Post B. 1:14; Critical Warning: Remote console worms detected: Sparkpowder.Remote.Console.G and Qwerty.Remote.Console.A 1:29; Fatal system error: Firewall has crashed. Rebooting... 1:31; Firewall rebooted. 1:36; Alert: Remote console worm attached from Sparkpowder Post B. [IP SPAR.KPO.WDER] 2:34; Firewall message: Hack detected. Attempting to disconnect remote console.... 2:59; Disconnected remoteconsole worm successfully.
I set up a remote auto-connection kill program on the specified ports. Which will auto delete itself 1 week from now.
I also have the 267.513. IP block blocked temporarily until I get a ceasefire order initiating from the 267.513. IP block.
Not only that, I'm recovating your Sparkputer admin account for suspected deletion of critical system files and felony suspected deletion of admin accounts, Qwerty. I can only access from the SPARKSYS account, due to your deleting my account, even though it normally would give a ''Error 234: Cannot delete owner account.''
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 19, 2011 15:07:13 GMT
Ha ha ha, that's a good one. You're trying to frame me AND you're stating technical nonsense. Awesome. Not please go back to your post, Lieutenant, before I have to request a demotion. You've done too much damage already. That pathetic "auto-connection kill" program was one of the first I removed, and those firewall records are fake: We use military time for our firewall system. It doesn't work that way, either. The IP block, you made up, since Phoenix technology doesn't use that block, or, for that matter, IPv4 at all.
You can have your non-admin account back when you've learned who outranks you and controls the computer, not to mention who controls whom is the only one that can delete accounts from my accounts: That's right, me. You can't say I deleted your account on a computer system controlled by me and on my account. It's called "powerplaying" and it invalidates everything you've done. Even if it was valid, your sad attempt at stealing my post has been noted, logged, and will be reported.
Not to mention you don't have an owner account. As a lieutenant you are only authorized to have a lower-status level 3 account, which I have the authority to disable whenever it benefits the security of the system, something it most certainly does with you apparently dead set on killing our communication network.
I've been controlling the network since shortly after I joined MA. It is not your role to declare the technical specs for a computer I helped to build, that you did not, and for a system that I have reprogrammed extensively in this time. Plus, you have the nerve to say you somehow have an owner account despite being a lieutenant.
Oh, and those firewall logs? They show that you were the one breaking in, not some PHX technology. Even though they are lies, they seem to be lies all set up to suggest you were the only trying to sabotage the system. I've removed your computer access until further notice.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jan 19, 2011 15:14:30 GMT
Corporal Sparkpowder, please listen to High Commander Pie. He has been doing this for a lot longer than you and knows what he is doing. This is very delicate work as it is quite hard to get into the Phoenix system and the few lines we might tap in to are very delicate indeed. If they notice we are on those lines they'll shut the line off. No questions. They won't try to reverse hack us, they don't want even the slightest possibility of us getting in. (They've failed, but your attempts have made it harder)
Please communicate with pie with private messaging and ask him for the current situation and try to learn from him too.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 19, 2011 15:18:31 GMT
It's too late. Thanks to Spark's meddling they found us and closed the lines. Hopefully we can get some new ones open when we raid West Outpost C.
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Post by sparkpowder on Jan 19, 2011 20:21:37 GMT
Per Memzakian law, this post has been removed by request of Prime Minister Memzak.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 19, 2011 23:25:06 GMT
Here's Spark's "open letter" that he sent to me via PM, with my response.
Note: There IS no "Sparkpowder Act for Operation of Computer Networks".
This has gone far enough. Memzak, permission to lock Sparkpowder from the network entirely?
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Post by GloveParty on Jan 20, 2011 0:46:23 GMT
Sheez. Power-playing.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jan 20, 2011 1:50:55 GMT
If my intervening wouldn't imply Phoenix acknowledgment of this game, I would intervene in character and provide news to the High Commander of the Phoenix. Alas, if I were to intervene, it would be interpreted as FoxtrotZero accepting any of this war as having happened or existed...
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Post by Fireball9903 on Jan 20, 2011 11:37:20 GMT
Veers is our new spy....
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jan 20, 2011 13:44:57 GMT
Lol @ Fireball's post.
Pie, permission granted. He may still partake in battles though. I'll decide to unlock his account with the next promotion or the one after, depending on how things go.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 20, 2011 14:21:12 GMT
Veers is red spy! Just a sneaking suspicion.
Alright, I'll do that. Hopefully this can be settled now, but I have a feeling Spark won't want to do so.
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Post by sparkpowder on Jan 20, 2011 20:22:55 GMT
*facepalm*
I'm running my network separate from the army. Plus the network just so happens to be under the place where a new Nonja tower is supposed to be built.
EDIT: Now who deleted the SPARKSYS account? Seriously, that account getting deleted will result in loss of Memzakian Internet services, as I provided you with a modem.
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Post by speedyclock on Jan 20, 2011 23:16:24 GMT
The Nonjas don't even exist in the MA Canon.
GET TO YOUR STATION!
DO NOT SHOW YOUR FACE HERE AGAIN!
YOU WILL BE SORRY YOU ARE FAKING A FALSE SIGNAL SOLDIER
IT WILL TAKE YOU - 512 YEARS TO PAY THE MA BACK FOR THE EMERGENCY CALL ON YOUR SALAR-AH!
GET OUT OF MY FACE!
GET OUT OF THIS STATION!
GET BACK TO YOUR POST!
In Video, here is the equivalent
Suit being an Emergancy Signal
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Post by GloveParty on Jan 21, 2011 4:48:33 GMT
:/ I am pretty sure the Memzakian Army has much more advanced Internet than your silly new modem, and we had it before your silly nrew modem. In fact, I'm not using your silly new modem. And if the nonjas catch your silly new modem, they will destroy your silly new modem. and I repeat: Sheez. Power-playing.
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Post by speedyclock on Jan 21, 2011 5:01:46 GMT
I thought I made myself CLEAR!
THERE IS TO BE NO MORE WASTEFUL POSTING IN THIS WASTEFUL THREAD.
*Creeper walks in*
Oh shi-
*Runs*
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 21, 2011 6:50:31 GMT
Let's make this clear. I mean, aside from Clock's post, which was very clear indeed. There is no Sparknet. It was all in your head. You do not have a communications system and you did not give a modem to the MA at any point in any possible history. Nothing you are saying is, in fact, true. You have to accept that fact and move on. The only 'connection' you ever had with any MA systems whatsoever was a low-ranking account on the main system, which is currently blocked from all access.
Memzak, imma go a step farther and request permission to lock the thread.
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Post by speedyclock on Jan 21, 2011 7:05:48 GMT
Permission Granted from mean but i know that means nothing...
;(
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Post by sparkpowder on Jan 21, 2011 21:03:46 GMT
Fine. Do that. I'll just fire my laser to kill your dudes in over 9000 of your bases which are now belong to me.
As for my Sparkputer SYSOWNER account revocation: Just because you are a High Commander, doesn't mean you can badmouth me, much less destroy my network. High Commander does not equal Sparknet Network SYSOP. Get lost.
NOTE: Please die in a pit of 999999999999999 lasers. Thank you.
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Post by speedyclock on Jan 21, 2011 23:40:40 GMT
High Commander?
Oh you think you are immune to my power.
And you are insulting a higher rank? I am the second highest god damn rank in this military.
YOU BEST STRAIGHTEN UP SOLDIER.
YOU ARE ON YOUR LAST LINE!
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Post by Fireball9903 on Jan 22, 2011 0:46:08 GMT
Don't talk to newbies like that clockwork....There will be trouble....
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 22, 2011 1:22:35 GMT
Spark is not a newbie, and deserves it. He seems to be claiming to be higher in rank than I am. It is less wise for Spark to tell me to die in a pit of lasers than it is for Clock to speak that way to Spark. Personally, with that last comment I'm tempted to take the anger out of the RP board, when combined with his other recent actions.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Jan 22, 2011 9:44:03 GMT
Thread Lock Request: Accepted
GodMod Rule Broken: TRUE
Sparkpowder Ejection from Army: Accepted
Everything that sparkpowder has done, has never happened. Ejection from the army effective immediately. Sparkpowder, you have been ejected from the army until July 1st. Until that date, you are not welcome to post in this board, and all new posts of yours shall be deleted.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 23, 2011 19:25:27 GMT
Huzzah! Lock: Done
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