Phoenix - General Question

[FoxtrotZero]

Disbatch No. 59954
SUB: General Question
FRM: Phoenix HIGHCOM (Auth. CPHX Fox)
RCP: Memzakian Military (Unknown Recipient)

Right then.
You see it fit to invade our land and steal our bases, but some of my trusted scientists in the IOS Third Directorate say none of this is real, none of it matters. Something to do with quantum mechanics and temporal breakaways, they say. Its all a little over my head.

But here's what I know. You've been plowing through Phoenix outer installations, occupying them as you go. I can't even use a sixth of my rail network, you have it blockaded. You've wiped through at least Six Guards Regiments (Which is 1.5 Brigades, or about 3/40 of the First Guards Army), all with heavy losses. Not that it seems to lessen your numbers, you're fighting a war of attrittion.

So, even as I speak, we're reactivating units. But we're finding certain units are... missing. Thats literally it. They're unaccounted for, and never saw combat against you guys. Are you stealing our tanks? We haven't seen any rogue units, but we have NO clue how or why 32KKG tanks are dropping off the damn grid.

I heard you were stealing our planes for your air force. You'd do well to steal our tanks to. If you do, be sure to paint over our arctic paint scheme. We don't want your incompetent excuse for a tank corp shooting itself, and my howitzer spotters appreciate anything that makes seeing you blundering fools easier.

With all due respect (and so far, thats not much),
Sir James Tyler Fox
Phoenix Commander

[GloveParty]

Wait what we're stealing units? Whatever.
*slips on a fire glove* Can't wait to beat the crap out of some Phoenix soldiers.

[~Memzak~]

Disbatch No. 59955
SUB: RE: General Question
FRM: Memzakian Military (Auth. SCMA Memzak)
RCP: Phoenix HIGHCOM (CPHX Fox)

Ha, you hit the nail right on the head. We were in fact stealing tanks. The only reason we weren't using them were because... well we can't. We have on idea how as our own tank tech is minute. Soon enough though we'll attempt to reverse engineer them and understand more how they work.

I mean at the moment we only have a single tank that we actually know about, although research for that tank we aided a lot by tanks we have from you.

Oh and our numbers do diminish but they also replenish. Cytronians are the key to our success, they take much quicker to train, make and repair after damage and the reason we were able to even capture some of your tanks were because of our devastator units.

Blundering Fools? We'll see.
Memzak Devastator
Memzakian Supreme Commander