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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 11:24:07 GMT
Granted. It runs away from you. Accused of being a vampire/witch/sorcerer for having no shadow, you are burnt for entertainment. I wish to become 4-dimensional.
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Post by Skribbblie on May 3, 2012 1:07:05 GMT
Granted, but nobody notices you anymore and you will never be loved because they can't see you.
I wish I had a train.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2012 6:32:25 GMT
Granted. I will gently place it on your head, human. I wish I knew where I could buy blank octahedron dice.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jun 21, 2012 6:53:43 GMT
Granted. But they only sell blank octahedron dice which are a nanometer wide. I wish I had a wireless mouse
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 22, 2012 1:42:26 GMT
Granted, *snip* you now have a wireless mouse. Might wanna get that replaced.
I wish I had the point to drive home any debate.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jun 22, 2012 21:19:58 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately 'any debate' didn't have a home so you have to drive it around for eternity. I wish I had three pairs of jeans
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 23, 2012 0:41:16 GMT
Granted. I made one from your shirts, two from your underwear and shoes, and none of them fit.
I wish the US government didn't tell lies to its public.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 23, 2012 0:58:02 GMT
Granted. As a result, the terrorists win. Somehow.
I wish Minecraft 1.3 were released as-is.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 23, 2012 20:12:25 GMT
Granted, Minecraft 1.3 is released as-is, but Mojang announces that their updates will now function like Apple's updates, meaning that each update will have to be purchased separately.
I wish I wish OS X Lion wasn't such a skunked-up hunk of junk so I could update to something better as opposed to worse.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 23, 2012 20:42:30 GMT
Granted, but a Mac OS being good becomes such a contradiction that the universe breaks.
I wish there were an OS with the compatibility of Windows, the freedom of Linux, and the user-friendliness of... Windows. Nothing from Mac.
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Post by AlchmistFaust on Jun 23, 2012 21:05:38 GMT
Granted, but It won't be a symbol of socia status and will cost double the price.
I wish the zombie virus in the forthcoming zombie apocalypse would make me super powerful instead of a zombie.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jun 24, 2012 23:31:27 GMT
Granted, but the strain of zombie virus dies out just before reaching you
I wish I was a 'real' table tennis champion
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Post by AlchmistFaust on Jun 25, 2012 0:06:35 GMT
Granted, you'll win one world championship, but by default.
I wish Slenderman was my loyal slave.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 25, 2012 1:59:00 GMT
Granted, but Slenderman gets in a car accident and forgets its loyalty to you. Oh, and you died in that accident.
I wish my bathroom was always stocked with toilet paper.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jun 25, 2012 3:54:25 GMT
Granted, but the door to your bathroom is blocked by the everlasting pile of toilet paper. You are stranded in your house and the toilet is inaccessible. poor you.
I wish the window in my room was placed on the wall adjacent to my bed.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 25, 2012 3:58:35 GMT
Granted, but to do so your bed is moved to such a wall that the window only looks upon your bathroom. Lovely.
I wish all of Earth's problems were solved.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 26, 2012 20:23:15 GMT
Granted, but then everyone is moved to Mars.
I wish all of Mars' problems were solved.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jun 27, 2012 9:43:01 GMT
Granted, but none of your problems are solved
I wish santa would give me a present
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Post by Zrined on Jun 27, 2012 16:18:10 GMT
Granted. He gives you coal.
I wish that someone would warp my wish.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jun 28, 2012 6:39:27 GMT
Granted..... of, maybe not. my keyboard stopped working so I can't type in the 'warped-ness'
I wish my keyboard would fix itself.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 28, 2012 6:45:05 GMT
Granted, but I have a thing that changes the word "keyboard" to "leopard", so to satisfy your wish you now have a fully-neutered leopard that is rather angry at you right next to you.
I wish the internet were a more funny place.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jun 28, 2012 7:09:05 GMT
Granted. Now it is a more funny place, but there is nothing that can be done about your nonexistent sense of humor.
I wish Qwerty would make the next post after me in this thread
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 28, 2012 7:25:12 GMT
Granted, but due to my name randomization there is actually very little chance of my name being "Qwerty" at time of posting.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of money that was only given to me in portions small enough to not affect the economy.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jun 28, 2012 9:28:58 GMT
Granted, but the money you are given soon collapses as a currency, replaced by the much more reliable Martian Dollar.
I wish I had a dune buggy to use on Mars without getting totally, like, frozen or burned or suffocated in the lack of atmosphere.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 28, 2012 17:19:48 GMT
Granted. Now you just have to get to Mars.
I wish commercial interplanetary travel was both common and cheap.
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Post by AlchmistFaust on Jun 28, 2012 17:22:14 GMT
Granted, but it will have the soviet level of safety.
I wish the Soviets won the cold war
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Post by Alonso on Jun 28, 2012 17:34:53 GMT
They do but they lose the hot war two years later. I wish for cosnchips to come back.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 28, 2012 18:41:06 GMT
Granted, but he only frequents Roncampo.
I wish there were no such thing as drama.
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Post by Hachi1 on Jun 30, 2012 10:37:55 GMT
Granted. I go back in time to prevent the development of drama in modern society. When I come back to my time, stopping drama had resulted in the non-existence of the DBF, and more expensive pies. (The chain reaction of 'change' formed by time travel)
i wish Zrined will let me borrow his blue police box
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Post by Zrined on Jun 30, 2012 17:26:07 GMT
Granted but I let you use the Non-Time-Traveling one.
I wish for a wish that can't be warped.
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