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Post by Rabidbadger on Jan 15, 2011 13:05:40 GMT
Granted. He now has a voice the pitch of a bat. I wish I could hear GoldAlchemist's voice.
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Post by Fireball9903 on Jan 16, 2011 2:16:16 GMT
Granted, now you don't have any ear drums. I wish I wouldn't fall down the stairs everyday.
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Post by Elmach on Jan 16, 2011 2:34:11 GMT
Granted. Now you fall up the stairs everyday.
I wish that this wish would be granted.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 16, 2011 18:11:42 GMT
Wish granted.
I wish my girlfriend was going to be here today.
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Post by Fireball9903 on Jan 16, 2011 19:26:19 GMT
Granted. Your tiger girlfriend went over to where you are and then ate you. I wish that I won't get shot by any kind of gun in my lifetime.
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Post by speedyclock on Jan 18, 2011 2:19:23 GMT
Wish Granted, You get Impaled instead. Dracula Style >.>"
I wish I got Positive KARMA ON THIS ACCOUNT!
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 18, 2011 11:43:29 GMT
Granted, but then someone puts another minus Karma, so it never really changed.
I wish that I had fulfilled the requirement to becoming a mod of being online for a while longer.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 19, 2011 23:48:43 GMT
Granted, you stay online so long that you starve to death after you die of thirst. And piss your pants.
I wish I had half of twice a bakers dozen times 0.5 of whole wheat loafs of bread.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jan 21, 2011 18:46:53 GMT
Granted. My brain turns to acid at your previous post, leaks out of my ears and dissolves the bread. I wish I had a Z key on my keyboard.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 21, 2011 23:27:53 GMT
Granted, you get A-Z key. And you only get that key and the arrow keys. You must press it to cycle through the alphabet for the letter you want, then press the arrow key to move sideways. Space is the last letter. There are no symbols. Also, get it right the first time, cuz there's no backspace! OR MOUSE!
I wish I knew all answers of human nature.
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Post by sparkpowder on Jan 24, 2011 22:50:46 GMT
Denied. That's impossible.
I wish that I was an admin.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 24, 2011 23:00:52 GMT
Denied. Also impossible.
I wish that I could make the greatest game ever.
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Post by sparkpowder on Jan 26, 2011 18:50:58 GMT
Granted, but someone makes a better game.
I wish I had 999,999,999,999,999 Danballs.
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Post by Fringe Pioneer on Jan 26, 2011 19:01:01 GMT
Granted, but the inflation reduces the value of the Dan-Ball, making that many Dan-Balls worthless.
I wish I could determine everything I am doing wrong with the code, or have a pair programmer review the code and navigate as I drive...
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Post by ganondorfchampin on Jan 26, 2011 19:17:17 GMT
Granted, but you crash and the programmers die.
I wish that skyward swords would get a new trailer...
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Post by nmagain on Jan 26, 2011 20:15:26 GMT
Granted, but it's bad
I wish that I had -100 karma.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 27, 2011 21:18:33 GMT
Granted, I give you -100 karma, but your karma is so bad, the gods of karma UN-smite you back to -23.
I wish I could get extra credit on any assignment by putting buttons on a webpage!
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Post by Elmach on Jan 28, 2011 3:29:44 GMT
Granted. In fact, this is now your only method of getting credit.
However, the web pages get upset due to you causing their buttons to be pushed (pun intended) and have a revolt, preventing you from adding buttons to web pages.
I wish that my wish was granted.
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Post by Rabidbadger on Jan 28, 2011 7:29:59 GMT
(You know that all you need to do is put <button></button> to get a button on your webpage, right? I tried it in Dreamweaver the other day and it worked.) Granted. The granting causes a temporal flux and you are sent back to before that last wish was granted.
I wish that temporal flux would stop following me around.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 28, 2011 12:07:46 GMT
Granted, you're now being followed by a Flux Capacitor, as you're trapped in a certain DeLorean that goes to the old west, and runs out of power.
I wish I had a foot long beard.
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Post by sparkpowder on Jan 28, 2011 22:11:23 GMT
Granted, but someone cuts it off.
I wish I had a laser.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 28, 2011 22:52:29 GMT
Granted, but while you were firing it, you jumped and it touched your feet, killing you instantly.
I wish I had twenty refined metals on Team Fortress 2.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 28, 2011 23:56:01 GMT
Granted, but then your Xbox gets a red ring of death.
I wish for something that's not nothing, and even though it could be anything, it would still mean everything to me.
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Post by Skribbblie on Jan 30, 2011 4:39:30 GMT
Granted. I give you a smaller brain. (Haha! Moron! I have a Mac, not an Xbox!) I wish I had five times more memory capacity in my mind. That is, I can remember five times more things. Also, I can make myself forget things I find repulsive, disgusting, or life altering.
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Post by Rock on Jan 30, 2011 13:45:04 GMT
Yeah, Macs!!
Granted, but when your house burns down, you make yourself forget about fire, and the next time you see one, you jump in and burn to death.
I wish Angry Birds would get an update already.
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Post by speedyclock on Jan 30, 2011 16:53:29 GMT
It does but since you use a shitty mac it gets virus and gill you to def.
I wish for Bananar Fone
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 30, 2011 20:19:10 GMT
ERROR: INCORRECT GRAMMAR AND SPELLING...DOES NOT COMPUTE!! ERROR ERROR ERRORERRORERRORERROR--! *explodes*
I wish people weren't such dicks about whatever brand of technology they had.
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Post by Elmach on Jan 31, 2011 2:22:36 GMT
(You know that all you need to do is put <button></button> to get a button on your webpage, right? I tried it in Dreamweaver the other day and it worked.) I don't think you get it. If you add a button to a webpage, then that will mean that that button will be pushed sometime. The person who pushed the buttons would not have pushed that button if the buttons didn't exist. Thus, they become angry at you for causing their buttons to be pushed (indirectly), and then revolt, preventing you from adding buttons. Anyways, Granted. People are now dicks about whatever kind of technology they didn't have. I.E., instead of saying, "I'm a Mac and better than you", they say "I'm not a Windows and am better than you". I wish this wish was granted.
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Post by GoldAlchemist on Jan 31, 2011 3:30:59 GMT
Granted, but the redundancy and unoriginality undid the wish after it was granted.
I wish that people would come up with more original things.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 1, 2011 3:24:49 GMT
Granted, God makes every human look original by putting odd tumors all over them.
I wish there was a word that meant more than like, but less than love. How bout...LOIKE!
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